Friday, July 22, 2005

Choices

NO ONE IS HERE BY CHANCE!

Every Saint would have heard this quite often. How true! Everyone has a choice to do whatever he/ she wants to. But we have to bear full responsibility on our part to any outcome whatsoever. For example, guys may choose not to serve NS but they will have to forget about being S'pore citizens if they choose to leave the country. Though a tough one, it's still a choice.

But who or what influences our choices? Parents? Friends? Loved ones? Teachers? Dogs??? Cats???? Ghosts????? Everyone (and everything?) has an influence over the way we make decisions. But it is a penultimate fact we have to make our own decisions, neither cats nor dogs. So we have to be the judge over facts and decide what's in our best interests. There is no point in being a fence-sitter. Coz u go nowhere! That is a piece of advice to one and all.................

Wow why am i being such a sage today? I don't really know. Probably coz I have nothing really interesting to talk about. Watermelon's coming along fine. Mojo is coming along fine. Rapture is coming along fine. Boobs is coming along fine!! Oh and i found out that there is a formula to show girls are EVIL! Some of you may have realised it a LONG TIME AGO!
So here it is:

We all know that Girls take up our time and Money

1. Girls= Money * Time

We also know that Time is Money

2. Time= Money

Equating 1 and 2 we get

3. Girls = MONEY * MONEY= MONEY^2

We also know that money is the root of all evil

4. MONEY = (EVIL)^1/2

From 3 and 4

Girls = [(EVIL)^1/2)]^2= EVIL

CONCLUSION: GIRLS ARE EVIL

Just kidding lah!

Without Wax
Shariff

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